Me: "Hello can I help you?"
Person: "Do you have any Kinects, just the Kinects?"
Me: "No all we have is the bundle packs."
Person: "Well can you check online to see what other stores on the way to Edina may have some, I am on the way to work."
WTF?! Seriously! No, I can not fucking lazy ass people now a days. What else would you like me to do? Stop War? Get you laid? Catch a falling star?
Phone rings...
(Ryan answers because I was off pooping or something): "Hello can I help you?"Person: "Can you tell me if you carry Beauty and the Beast on DVD and Up?"
Ryan: "Ok let me transfer you to Electronics."
Person: "You mean I have to say all of that again?"
Really? Yes you have to say ALL OF THAT AGAIN! You are a stupid dick.
Phone rings...
Me: "Hello can I help you?"
Me: "Hello can I help you?"
Person: "Ok, so I need to learn how to read your receipt. I am trying to find what receipt goes to the product I need to return and the UPC number doesn't match the number on the receipt.
Me: "Ok, what is the name of the product"?
Person: "Oh, Oil of Olay.:
Me: "Ok, do you see that product on the receipt?"
Person: "Yes, but how do I know it's the right receipt?"
YOU ARE HOLDING THE FUCKING PRODUCT IN YOUR HAND AND THE RECEIPT SAYS THE NAME ON IT! There is nothing else I can do for you! You need to step in front of a bus now.
The way our fitting rooms are set up it's a tight fit, there is a small narrow passage way between them and people insist on pushing their way through it all the time because they are too fucking lazy to go around. It's our work space it's not "technically" a through. People pass through knocking shit over smashing into our stray cart and chairs, it makes me want to shove a hanger through their eye. The other day an ugly decided she would push her way through and knocked clothes off of out cart, she then turned to Ryan and said "If this cart was pushed in that wouldn't have happened" and then she pushed the cart in.
Really bitch? I am going to come to your house and ram my car through your front door then I will tell you "If your door hadn't been there I wouldn't have crashed into it!" Ryan then looked at her and pushed the cart back where it was, she gave him a dirty look then ran into a clothes rack. Well maybe if we didn't have clothes she wouldn't have done that. I like to think if she wasn't a stupid bitch none of that would have happened.
Phone Rings...
Me: "Can I help you."
Person: "Do you have Toro Snow Brooms? It should be back with your snow blowers."
Me: "We don't sell snow blowers, and I am pretty sure we don't have that."
Person: "Well I am pretty sure all your stores do, my sister just bought one."
Me: "All of our stores do not carry all the same things."
Person: "I know that's why I am calling a Super Store."
Didn't she just say "Pretty sure all our stores carry that"? Don't try and back peddle you dim wit. ASSHOLE FAIL.
I also can not stand people who can not complete words, or speak properly. It makes me wonder how they function in life only using their ass to speak. Example...
"Hi, ummm yeah I was like ummmm wondering if you uh ah ummm have a certain ummmm like product in uh stock"
I WILL PUNCH YOUR EYES IN! It makes me want to hang up I want to say "When you learn how to talk call me back and try again."
I would like to know when people are looking for phone numbers to different stores how they always end up calling me and asking me for the number! OMFG! However you got this number...do that! DO THAT AND FIND THE OTHER NUMBER!Stop calling ME! I AM NOT 411!
When people are ordering online and something goes wrong they also always call me! AHHHHHHHH! I AM NOT .com! FUCK OFF! I can't help you!
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