Scenes from a Fitting Room: An Operators Tale Chapter 5

Hello, it's that time once again people. Get ready!

Person: "Do you have a Big Woman's section?"

Me: "Yes, it next to the Maternity"

Person: "Oh well I seen it then and it's ugly, I wouldn't wear any of it it's gross."

This coming from a woman who looks like she stepped out of Kmart. Bitch please, with your long ugly ass grey hair, puffy brown jacket and slippers...really? Well, we wouldn't want you looking presentable now would we all your trailer park friends might think you came into some money from a scratch off or something.

Phone rings....

Me: "Hello can I help you?"

Person: "Do you still have kids winter boots?"

Me: "No sorry we are out and won't be getting any more in."

Person: "EVERYONE is out, it's still winter ya know, well where can I get some then?"

Me: "Well, this is retail and no one will have any right now we get winter stuff in summer and summer in winter it's how it works so I have no idea"

Person: " Well this is ridiculous, I have called everywhere...do you know where I might look?"

I JUST TOLD YOU! I just said it...oh wait something is coming out of my ass....there it is! Now I know where to get some, it's called SUCK MY BALLS.

Phone Rings....

Me: "How can I help you?'

Person: "Can you tell me what brands of panties you carry?"

Me: "Uh, we carry X brands" (not telling you what they are! I can't out myself now can I)

Person: " So what is the most popular brand, see I am shopping for my girlfriend she is 21, so what is popular with that age what kinds are they?"

Me: "X Brand is popular and it has all kinds so why don't you come on in and shop for yourself you can ask someone to help you if you have questions."

NICE TRY PERV! I am not going to sit and explain in detail what we have so you can jerk off to my lovely speaking voice! UGH! People are WEIRD! I am very open minded VERY but come on! How about you pay me $30 a minute and I will tell you all about our panties...I will even tell you about mine...but I am certainly not going to tell you for the wage I make! Call Victoria's Secret, they have more of a selection and the girls there are dumb you can Fap fap fap away they will have no idea what you are up too!!

Random....

Having a child means nothing to me, so don't try and guilt trip me into bending the rules for you. Don't bring your fucking kids shopping when you need to shop for clothes.

People who call, I am just the fucking Operator! I can't stop time or bend the Universe!

Dear old blonde leather skinned hags, no one wants to see you in that Bikini.